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Quick Poll - Comedy
We asked:
Do you read comic strips?
We asked:
Of the following sitcoms, which do you think is the funniest?
- Friends 48%
- Malcolm in the Middle 25%
- Dharma and Greg 11%
- Will & Grace 11%
- Moesha 5%
We asked:
What is your favorite cartoon show?
- Simpsons 19%
- Rugrats 16%
- Daria 11%
- Power Puff Girls 9%
- Hey Arnold 5%
- Scooby-Doo 5%
- South Park 4%
- Garfield 3%
- Pepper Ann 3%
- Recess 3%
- Animaniacs 2%
- Arthur 2%
- Bugs Bunny 2%
- Doug 2%
- Johnny Bravo 2%
- Pokemon 2%
- Sabrina the Animated Series 2%
- Sailor Moon 2%
- The Family Guy 2%
- The Weekenders 2%
- Beavis and Butthead 1%
- Cow and Chicken 1%
- Dexter's Lab 1%
- The Jetsons 1%
- Winnie the Pooh 1%
We asked:
Who is your favorite comedian?
- Adam Sandler 20%
- Jim Carrey 9%
- Chris Rock 7%
- Jerry Seinfeld 6%
- Drew Carrey 5%
- Robin Williams 5%
- Tom Green 3%
- Dana Carvey 3%
- Chris Tucker 2%
- Eddie Murphy 2%
- Jeff Foxworthy 2%
- Janeane Garofolo 1%
- Mike Myers 1%
- Whoopi Goldberg 1%
- Chris Farley 1%
- Others 40%
Here are a few of your favorite "clean jokes":
"(mom is cooking in the kitchen) Daughter: Mom, I already know about sex but could you explain where beanie babies come from. HAHAHAHAHAHA"! -girl, 11, USA
"2 blondes ran into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it." -girl, 12, USA
"A guy was mowing his lawn when he saw his attractive blond neighbor open her mailbox and slam it shut. She had come out 3 more different times in the last 15 minutes. Each time she'd slam the mailbox shut and storm back into her house. Finally, the guy asked her what was wrong. She replied angrily "My computer keeps saying you got mail!!" -girl, 14, USA
"An architect, a doctor, and a lawyer were arguing about who came first in the world. The doctor said he came first because G-d used Adam's bone to create eve - and that was a surgical procedure. But the architect argued, "No - I came first in the world because G-d built the world out of chaos." to which the lawyer replied, "Ah - - but who created the chaos?" -girl, 13, USA
"Daughters always grow up to marry men like their fathers...that's why mothers always cry at weddings! -girl, 15, USA
How did the piano get out of jail? Answer: it used its keys!" -girl, 12, USA
"What stays on the corner but travels around the world??!! A stamp!" -girl, 11, USA
Thanks to those who took the quick poll!
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